When my wife got home from the store, she told me that she needed me to go out and get the groceries in the car and bring them in. I told her that I couldn’t at the moment because I had to run to the bathroom. With out saying another word, I turned around and ran into the other room to use the bathroom. She told me when I came out that it looked like an emergency. I then told her that I had decided to try the colon cleanse free trial that she brought home a few days ago. She was not surprised.
